No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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