PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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