I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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