Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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