just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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