Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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