i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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