Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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