O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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