We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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