the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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