i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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