Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i think i have two assholes
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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