I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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