Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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