I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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