He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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