chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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