You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That accounts for only three of the penises
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
