I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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