it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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