The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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