sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
