This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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