I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she smelled like a LAN party
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
and you fell through a lawn chair
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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