some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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