turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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