Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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