Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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