and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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