this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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