I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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