Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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