And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sext me about skeletons
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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