The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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