it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Randomize
