please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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