It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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