I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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