god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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