god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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