Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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