I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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