how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
