Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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