Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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