this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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