If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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