u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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