She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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