Sponge bath it is.
Fuck appropriateness.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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