it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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